Tuesday, April 14, 2009

One, two, buckle my shoe, three, four, what?

one, two buckle my shoe; three, four shut the door; five, six pick up sticks; seven, eight lay them straight; nine, ten a big fat hen.

One, two, buckle my shoe, three, four, what?
shut the door, five, six, pick up sticks, seven, eight, lay them straight, nine, ten . . .
Reply:One two buckle my shoe


Three, four, knock at the door


Five, six, pick up sticks


Seven, eight, lay them straight


Nine, ten, a big fat hen


Eleven, twelve, dig and delve


Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting


Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen


Seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting


Nineteen, twenty, my plate%26#039;s empty
Reply:One, two, buckle my shoe


Three, four, knock the door


Five, six, pick up sticks


Seven, eight, lay them straight


Nine, ten, a big, fat hen


Eleven, twelve, dig and delve


Thirteen, fourteen, maids a courting


Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen


Seventeen, eighteen, maids are awaiting


Nineteen, twenty, my plate is empty.
Reply:1, 2, Freddy%26#039;s coming for you..


3,4, better lock your door...


5, 6, grab your crucifix...


7, 8, gonna stay up late...


9, 10, never sleep again.





Much better than the original.
Reply:Three, four, shut the door. Five, six, pick up sticks, seven, eight, close the gate, nine, ten, start again. A variant to nine, ten, is big, fat hen.
Reply:One, two, buckle my shoe.


Three, four, shut the door.


Five, six, pick up sticks.


Seven, eight, lay them straight.


Nine, ten, a big fat hen.





or





Nine, ten, do it over again.
Reply:crap on the floor
Reply:shut the door
Reply:1,2 buckle my shoe


3,4 shut the door


5,6 pick up sticks


7,8 lay them straight


9,10 a big fat hen
Reply:One, two, buckle my shoe


Three, four, knock at the door


Five, six, pick up sticks


Seven, eight, lay them straight


Nine, ten, a big fat hen


Eleven, twelve, dig and delve


Thirteen, fourteen, maids a%26#039;courting


Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen


Seventeen, eighteen, maids a%26#039;waiting


Nineteen, twenty, my platter%26#039;s empty ...
Reply:One, two, buckle my shoe


Three, four, knock at the door


Five, six, pick up sticks


Seven, eight, lay them straight


Nine, ten, a big fat hen


Eleven, twelve, dig and delve


Thirteen, fourteen, maids a%26#039;courting


Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen


Seventeen, eighteen, maids a%26#039;waiting


Nineteen, twenty, my platter%26#039;s empty
Reply:3, 4 get the door, it%26#039;s Domino%26#039;s
Reply:three four yopu got big problems in the brain deartment.
Reply:One two buckle my shoe


Three, four, knock at the door


Five, six, pick up sticks


Seven, eight, lay them straight


Nine, ten, a big fat hen


Eleven, twelve, dig and delve


Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting


Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen


Seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting


Nineteen, twenty, my plate%26#039;s empty





OR


One, two, buckle my shoe


Three, four, open the door


Five, six, pick up sticks


Seven eight, lay them straight


Nine, ten, do it again!


OR


One, two, buckle my shoe


Three, four, shut the door


Five, six, pick up sticks


Seven, eight, lay them straight


Nine, ten, big red hen


Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock





Oh, the big red hen laid ten big eggs


All the children in the town shouted %26quot;Hey, hoo-ray%26quot;


They circled the nest sayin%26#039; %26quot;Chicken you%26#039;re the best,%26quot;


Then counted those eggs piled up in the hay


One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, yeah!


%26quot;Thank you, thank you,%26quot; said the hen


%26quot;Say it again and I%26#039;ll lay another ten.%26quot;


(Repeat verses one and two)





%26quot;Thank you, thank you,%26quot; said the hen


%26quot;If you count faster I%26#039;ll lay another ten.%26quot;


(Repeat verses one and two)





(Last time:)


%26quot;Thank you, thank you,%26quot; said the hen


%26quot;I%26#039;m all pooped out and that%26#039;s the end.%26quot;





OR


One, two buckle my shoe,


Three, four, open the door,


Five, six, pick up sticks,


Seven, eight, lay them straight,


Nine, ten, a big fat hen,


Let’s start all over again,


(CHORUS)


Now, I’ve counted to ten.


(REPEAT)


La la la la la la la la,


La la la la la la la la.





OR!


1, 2





One, two, buckle my shoe;








3, 4





Three, four, knock at the door;








5, 6





Five, six, pick up sticks;








7, 8





Seven, eight, lay them straight;








9, 10





Nine, ten, a good fat hen;








11, 12





Eleven, twelve, dig and delve;








13, 14





Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting;








15, 16





Fifteen, sixteen, maids a-kissing;








17, 18





Seventeen, eighteen, maids a-waiting;








19, 20





Nineteen, twenty, I%26#039;ve had plenty
Reply:three four hit the floor, five six pick up stick seven eight lay them str8 nine ten ten a big fat hen eleven twelve dig and dwelve?
Reply:do you want more
Reply:SHUT THE DOOR


5,6 pick up sticks


7,8 lay them staright


9,10 do it over again!
Reply:close the door, five, six, pick up sticks, seven, eight, close the gate, nine, ten , start over again.



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